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My Hellsing fanfics!
« Thread started on: Dec 19th, 2006, 5:48pm » |
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I'll post them soon on fanfiction.net (Oh yeah Doomsday, I saw yours!) Anyway, here I go:
ALUCARD GETS A COMPUTER
Chapter 1
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Celes came walking up to Alucards door and walked in. She saw Alucard sitting at a desk mumbling at a laptop. As soon as she saw it, Celes immediatly said "Master, why do you have a computer?" He turned around and grumbled at her "Master gave me it and said to keep it down here. She said it was becuase she needed it for missions and stuff. She gave it to me and told me how to use the keyboard. That's it." She thought of Alucard hunched over a computer typing and chuckled. Then she asked, "Do you even know how to turn it on?" "Maybe" he replied bleakly. "This is just as stupid as that television in your room." She chuckled again and said "Here let me show you." Before her master could reject this action, she came over, flipped it up, and press the power button. It started to boot up, and it flashed a screen saying to log in to his username and pa.ssword. "She said my username was HellsingVamp, and my pbuttword was-" He stopped abruptly. "Close your eyes, Police Girl." She closed her eyes. "Your third eye too." "Crap." she replied. He typed in Princeofdarkness on the keyboard and pressed "OK".
Celes opened her eyes. "You know, I'm going to go to my computer now." And she left. Alucard let out a large sigh. He was going to have to learn how to used this stupid peice of modern technology.
Chapter 2
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Walter always said that google.com is the place to start. He clicked the icon marked "Internet Explorer"
He was surprised when Google came up as his homepage. He clicked on the search bar and typed "How to make my aim better". He decided that if he had to use this stupid contraption, that he might as well make the best of it. All it came up with is AIM. "Hmmm" He said to himself. "I'll bet this program helps with your aim!" He clicked the link and didn't bother to read about it, he just downloaded it and installed it. He started it up, and was presented with something that wanted another username and pa.ssword! He made one, and logged in. He noticed that you could search for more members. He was bored, so he searched for 'Celes Victoria". He was amazed when a username policegirl4267 came up, with the users name being Celes Victoria! "Woah" he thought. "Maybe she needs some help aiming the Halconen." He accidentally added her to his buddy list though. "What the- ooohh that's funny! We can fight each other over the internet! I'ved always wanted to shoot Police girl." He clicked her name, and a little popup window came up and had her name, along with 2 white boxes. He discoverd he could type in the bottom one. "Heh heh" He thought. "You're supposed to type the gun you want!". He typed in 'rocket launcher' and pressed Send". A few seconds later a message popped up that read "what?" Again, he typed in "rocket launcher". A message then popped up saying "MASTER?!" He then replied "Yes. Shall we fight?" a few seconds later a message popped up saying "What? This is a Chat program!" He then posted "Oh. I thought it was a gun program". He ammidiatly clicked the X in the corner with a large feeling of embarrasment on him.
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Well that's it so far! Post how you like it and what I should do for the next chapter!
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Re: My Hellsing fanfics!
« Reply #1 on: Dec 19th, 2006, 10:07pm » |
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AHAHAHAHA. Poor Alucard xD
You need to work on your paragraph spacing, it isn't so good all bunched up. Otherwise good 
How did you find my fanfics? o_O I must have posted them somewhere...
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Re: My Hellsing fanfics!
« Reply #2 on: Dec 20th, 2006, 07:43am » |
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Thanks, I just need to get another good idea before I post another.
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Re: My Hellsing fanfics!
« Reply #3 on: Dec 20th, 2006, 8:18pm » |
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I started reading it but then I felt lazy and decided to stop.............I GOT A 43'/. ON MY SOCIAL STUDIES QUIZ TODAY!!
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Re: My Hellsing fanfics!
« Reply #4 on: Dec 21st, 2006, 07:41am » |
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OMG that's so retarded... I WENT TO SCHOOL TODAY!
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 21st, 2006, 07:44am » |
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Your new name sucks Nate.
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Re: My Hellsing fanfics!
« Reply #6 on: Dec 21st, 2006, 07:52am » |
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Alucard would've loved a vampire game, I'm sure.. At least yelling at how pitiful the other characters would be before seeing the game over screen. <.<
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 21st, 2006, 08:14am » |
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Hehe so true
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 21st, 2006, 08:16am » |
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Just like he pities himself for serving humans. xD
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Re: My Hellsing fanfics!
« Reply #9 on: Dec 21st, 2006, 08:28am » |
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Reminds me, I wrote up an RP bio for Alucard. x3 I'll post it later if you so wish.
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(lol at the peeing one)
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Re: My Hellsing fanfics!
« Reply #10 on: Dec 21st, 2006, 08:31am » |
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KEKEKEKEKE... heheh That's ludicrous. xD
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Re: My Hellsing fanfics!
« Reply #11 on: Dec 21st, 2006, 4:09pm » |
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Uh huh....
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Re: My Hellsing fanfics!
« Reply #12 on: Dec 21st, 2006, 5:44pm » |
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on Dec 21st, 2006, 08:31am, Dragonrabaldrum wrote:| KEKEKEKEKE... heheh That's ludicrous. xD |
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And you are...?
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Re: My Hellsing fanfics!
« Reply #13 on: Dec 26th, 2006, 12:56pm » |
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DUH!
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Re: My Hellsing fanfics!
« Reply #14 on: Dec 31st, 2006, 09:03am » |
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on Dec 21st, 2006, 08:28am, Nosferatu Doomsday wrote:Reminds me, I wrote up an RP bio for Alucard. x3 I'll post it later if you so wish.
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So you ARE from Australia!
EDIT: By the way, here's the link to my fanfic on Fanfiction.net
I added Chaper 3 and 4, and got great reviews!
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